May 2013
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
Wow I really cannot deal with living by myself for very long at all.
It’s only been like two weeks, and holy crap I feel so lonely.
Future Tara, please never move out by yourself. It makes you sad.
malfoyisstillourking:
aussieirish:
extrememediocrity:
Who the hell eats whole entire pickles like they’re apples or s/t?
white people rme
Yeah, you Americans and your “let’s put an entire pickle on the side of the plate” thing.
It’s weird, guys. Weird.
When I was a kid we would get pickles at the movies instead of popcorn. Pickles are a palm fruit, man, or is that a southern thing?
...
warbloggerofzillyhoo:
thesherlockfandomisbroken:
smith-and-noble:
samandpatricks:
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT...
extrememediocrity:
Who the hell eats whole entire pickles like they’re apples or s/t?
white people rme
Yeah, you Americans and your “let’s put an entire pickle on the side of the plate” thing. It’s weird, guys. Weird.
1 tag
carriehopefletcher:
yellowbrickrose:
madibuzzer:
sassyhiccup:
theworldisamessijustneedtoruleit:
why do i feel like Alex and Carrie would be the result if The Doctor and River had children.
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HOLY CRAP
OH MY GOD
wait WHAT
Thinking of Alex and I as brother and sister is REALLY weird but…you can’t deny we look like their children! @thatalexday
peachofcake:
99% of the time i feel like an 11 year old stuck in the body of an 18 year old but my love for all things disney channel will never die :(
fundipp:
youngsterjosh:
fundipp:
show up at vidcon with a ring on my finger
tell everyone i’m engaged to Josh and am moving to Australia forever
bb u r my 4eva
ruv u rong time
So THAT’S why he’s coming to stay.
peachofcake:
It’s hard living in a world where clothes sizes aren’t consistent like at my one job my shirt is a size large and it’s still a bit too snug and at my other job I can wear a size small and it fits perfectly and I would be lying if I said I haven’t lost sleep over this man just watch your back because clothing companies are only out to get you
Yes, accurate.
jennnalouisecoleman:
allmymetaphors:
when van gogh was out painting in a field some kids shot him by mistake while they were playing with their dad’s shotgun but he told everyone he shot himself so they wouldn’t get in trouble and then he DIED and for a long time everyone thought it was suicide but it wasn’t a suicide he was just trying to help the kids that’s the saddest thing in the world im...
When I forget a line to a Disney song...
disneyismyescape:
disneymydarling:
accurate
ahuttoftea:
starbot:
organizationxiii:
cynicalxme:
awordnerd:
I don’t understand Christmas movies where Santa exists and the adults don’t believe in him. Because if he exists in the story, that means he’s delivering presents to everyone, including the kids of the skeptical adults, and so those skeptics must be sort of confused about all the gifts under the tree that they didn’t buy.
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christoph-waltzed:
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
trillow:
if you see a lion and it looks angry just tell him ‘i like your shirt’, lions are bashful creatures and often just need a compliment to brighten their day. however, if the lion doesn’t speak english. well, haha
April 2013
4 tags
"I'm a girl, I love video games"
rocketfists:
stepsofmadness:
Well you shouldn’t have a problem solving these.
The cake is a ______
Who is zelda?
Desert E_____
Gordon _____ , black _____
Would you kindly. ?
War, war ne___ ______
Fucking ca______
Fpsmmorpg?
W,a,s,d.?
Who tried to take the sweet roll?
Good luck
The cake is a good!
Zelda is the aunt from Sabrina the Teenage Witch :P
Desert Es Hot!
Gordon...
phantesers:
evanpeterssexualfrustrations:
saturating:
my friend just told me that metal music is called that
because
metal
is
heavier
than
rock
Omg this literally just changed my...
